Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 8:46 PM
O's result coming out next monday. it would be what it should be.
havnt been working for almost 1 and a half week. then i called them today. they told me they left the other guy in-charge of the crews' schedule and this guy doesnt like me cos of ..... so he hasnt been giving me job. LEARNT MY LESSON. maybe what they said was just an excuse to put me on hold. so that they can have me back when they are really out of people and currently leave me stranded.
have a laugh
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and
stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste
whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK
YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*
cycled to east coast alone today. enjoyed the sea breeze and had fried oyster with water melon juice. how nice. the revelation that the land from bedok camp all the way to east coast were reclaimed!! having cycled to east coast, i roughly felt the distance myself and if it were before the reclaimed, the place im at now would be next the the sea. wtf.
what's next,
Sherman